To Whom It May Concern:
I was a hiring manager at Office Depot and they’d decided to start hiring door greeters.
Excited about this idea, in the hopes it would drive sales for my store, I sat at home and started coming up with clever ways to greet people.
I got it.
I go back into work the next day and ask for a sit-down meeting with my boss.
So we go and sit in his office and I present my idea:
We only hire Asians who are in ESL programs and tell them that they should greet every customer as if it were a big surprise birthday party.
That way our door greeter would yell
As everyone walked through the door…
I am currently seeking new employment opportunities.
Please see resume attached.